Velveteen Plush Blanket — “Emotionally Unavailable but Cute” Cozy Throw
50" × 60"
$39.99
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$39.99
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Soft, drapey velveteen with a wry, wistful message—this blanket feels like a warm, private hug for quiet evenings. The muted sky-blue print reads “Emotionally Unavailable but Cute” in a mix of bold serif and flowing script, framed by tiny stars and a hand-drawn heart. It settles easily over lap or shoulders while you scroll, read, or binge, adding a touch of dry humor to a cozy night in. The medium heavy-weight plush holds warmth without feeling bulky; the print sits on one side in vivid detail so the message stays clear and charming. This is for someone who leans into self-aware humor and soft textures—perfect for low-key nights, dorm rooms, or as a companion on solo coffee-shop afternoons.
Product features
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) for soft, durable feel
- Medium heavy-weight plush (approx. 300 g/m²) — warm yet not bulky
- Single-side high-detail, vibrant print
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for reinforced edges
- Meets safety and chemical compliance (flame, lead, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Velveteen Plush Blanket — “Emotionally Unavailable but Cute” Cozy Throw
$39.99
Sale price
$39.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) for soft, durable feel
- Medium heavy-weight plush (approx. 300 g/m²) — warm yet not bulky
- Single-side high-detail, vibrant print
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for reinforced edges
- Meets safety and chemical compliance (flame, lead, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product